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<p class="no-indent"> <span class="small-caps">Bipin Kisore</span> was born ‘with a golden spoon in
his mouth’; hence he knew how to squander
money twice as well as how to earn it. The
natural result was that he could not live long in
the house where he was born.</p>
<p>He was a delicate young man of comely appearance,
an adept in music, a fool in business, and
unfit for life's handicap. He rolled along life's
road like the wheel of Jagannath's car. He could
not long command his wonted style of magnificent
living.</p>
<p>Luckily, however, Raja Chittaranjan, having
got back his property from the Court of Wards,
was intent upon organising an Amateur Theatre
Party. Captivated by the prepossessing looks of
Bipin Kisore and his musical endowments, the
Raja gladly ‘admitted him of his crew.’</p>
<p>Chittaranjan was a B.A. He was not given
to any excesses. Though the son of a rich man,
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he used to dine and sleep at appointed hours
and even at appointed places. And he suddenly
became enamoured of Bipin like one unto drink.
Often did meals cool and nights grow old while
he listened to Bipin and discussed with him the
merits of operatic compositions. The Dewan
remarked that the only blemish in the otherwise
perfect character of his master was his inordinate
fondness for Bipin Kisore.</p>
<p>Rani Basanta Kumari raved at her husband,
and said that he was wasting himself on a luckless
baboon. The sooner she could do away with him,
the easier she would feel.</p>
<p>The Raja was much pleased in his heart at this
seeming jealousy of his youthful wife. He smiled,
and thought that women-folk know only one
man upon the earth—him whom they love; and
never think of other men's deserts. That there
may be many whose merits deserve regard, is not
recorded in the scriptures of women. The only
good man and the only object of a woman's favours
is he who has blabbered into her ears the matrimonial
incantations. A little moment behind the
usual hour of her husband's meals is a world of
anxiety to her, but she never cares a brass button
if her husband's dependents have a mouthful or
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not. This inconsiderate partiality of the softer
sex might be cavilled at, but to Chittaranjan it
did not seem unpleasant. Thus, he would often
indulge in hyperbolic laudations of Bipin in his
wife's presence, just to provoke a display of her
delightful fulminations.</p>
<p>But what was sport to the ‘royal’ couple, was
death to poor Bipin. The servants of the house,
as is their wont, took their cue from the Rani's
apathetic and wilful neglect of the wretched
hanger-on, and grew more apathetic and wilful
still. They contrived to forget to look after his
comforts, to Bipin's infinite chagrin and untold
sufferings.</p>
<p>Once the Rani rebuked the servant Puté, and
said: ‘You are always shirking work; what do
you do all through the day?’ ‘Pray, madam, the
whole day is taken up in serving Bipin Babu
under the Maharaja's orders,’ stammered the poor
valet.</p>
<p>The Rani retorted: ‘Your Bipin Babu is a great
Nawab, eh?’ This was enough for Puté. He
took the hint. From the very next day he left
Bipin Babu's orts as they were, and at times forgot
to cover the food for him. With unpractised
hands Bipin often scoured his own dishes and not
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unfrequently went without meals. But it was not
in him to whine and report to the Raja. It was
not in him to lower himself by petty squabblings
with menials. He did not mind it; he took
everything in good part. And thus while the
Raja's favours grew, the Rani's disfavour intensified,
and at last knew no bounds.</p>
<p>Now the opera of <i>Subhadraharan</i> was ready
after due rehearsal. The stage was fitted up in
the palace court-yard. The Raja acted the part
of ‘Krishna,’ and Bipin that of ‘Arjuna.’ Oh,
how sweetly he sang! how beautiful he looked!
The audience applauded in transports of joy.</p>
<p>The play over, the Raja came to the Rani and
asked her how she liked it. The Rani replied:
‘Indeed, Bipin acted the part of “Arjuna” gloriously!
He does look like the scion of a noble
family. His voice is rare!’ The Raja said
jocosely: ‘And how do I look? Am I not fair?
Have I not a sweet voice?’ ‘Oh, yours is
different case!’ added the Rani, and again fell to
dilating on the histrionic abilities of Bipin Kisore.</p>
<p>The tables were now turned. He who used
to praise, now began to deprecate. The Raja, who
was never weary of indulging in high-sounding
panegyrics of Bipin before his consort, now
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suddenly fell reflecting that, after all, unthinking
people made too much of Bipin's actual merits.
What was extraordinary about his appearance or
voice? A short while before he himself was
one of those unthinking men, but in a sudden
and mysterious way he developed symptoms of
thoughtfulness!</p>
<p>From the day following, every good arrangement
was made for Bipin's meals. The Rani told
the Raja: ‘It is undoubtedly wrong to lodge
Bipin Babu with the petty officers of the Raj in
the Kachari<SPAN name="FNanchor_12" href="#Footnote_12" class="fnanchor">[12]</SPAN>; for all he now is, he was once a man
of means.’ The Raja ejaculated curtly: ‘Ha!’
and turned the subject. The Rani proposed that
there might be another performance on the occasion
of the first-rice ceremony of the ‘royal’ weanling.
The Raja heard and heard her not.</p>
<p>Once on being reprimanded by the Raja for
not properly laying his cloth, the servant Puté
replied: ‘What can I do? According to the
Rani's behests I have to look after Bipin Babu and
wait on him the livelong day.’ This angered the
Raja, and he exclaimed, highly nettled: ‘Pshaw!
Bipin Babu is a veritable Nawab, I see! Can't he
cleanse his own dishes himself?’ The servant, as
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before, took his cue, and Bipin lapsed back into
his former wretchedness.</p>
<p>The Rani liked Bipin's songs—they were sweet—there
was no gainsaying it. When her husband
sat with Bipin to the wonted discourses of sweet
music of an evening, she would listen from behind
the screen in an adjoining room. Not long afterwards,
the Raja began again his old habit of dining
and sleeping at regular hours. The music came
to an end. Bipin's evening services were no more
needed.</p>
<p>Raja Chittaranjan used to look after his
<i>zemindari</i> affairs at noon. One day he came
earlier to the zenana, and found his consort reading
something. On his asking her what she read,
the Rani was a little taken aback, but promptly
replied: ‘I am conning over a few songs from
Bipin Babu's song-book. We have not had any
music since you tired abruptly of your musical
hobby.’ Poor woman! it was she who had herself
made no end of efforts to eradicate the hobby
from her husband's mind.</p>
<p>On the morrow the Raja dismissed Bipin—without
a thought as to how and where the poor
fellow would get a morsel henceforth!</p>
<p>Nor was this the only matter of regret to
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Bipin. He had been bound to the Raja by the
dearest and most sincere tie of attachment. He
served him more for affection than for pay. He
was fonder of his friend than of the wages he
received. Even after deep cogitation, Bipin could
not ascertain the cause of the Raja's sudden
estrangement. ‘'Tis Fate! all is Fate!’ Bipin
said to himself. And then, silently and bravely,
he heaved a deep sigh, picked up his old guitar,
put it up in the case, paid the last two coins in his
pocket as a farewell <i>bakshish</i> to Puté, and walked
out into the wide wide world where he had not a
soul to call his friend.</p>
<div class="story-title"><SPAN name="Page_85" title="85–86"> </SPAN>THE TRUST PROPERTY</div>
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