<h2><SPAN name="II_THE_POOL_OF_TEARS" id="II_THE_POOL_OF_TEARS"></SPAN>II—THE POOL OF TEARS</h2>
<p><span style="float:left;font-size:50px;line-height:38px;padding-top:2px;">"C</span>uriouser and curiouser!" cried Alice (she was so much surprised that
for the moment she quite forgot how to speak good English). "Now I'm
opening out like the largest telescope that ever was! Good-by, feet! Oh,
my poor little feet, I wonder who will put on your shoes and stockings
for you now, dears? I shall be a great deal too far off to trouble
myself about you."</p>
<p>Just at this moment her head struck against the roof of the hall; in
fact, she was now rather more than nine feet high, and she at once took
up the little golden key and hurried off to the garden door.</p>
<p>Poor Alice! It was as much as she could do, lying down on one side, to
look through into the garden with one eye; but to get through was more
hopeless than ever. She sat down and began to cry again.</p>
<p>She went on shedding gallons of tears, until there was a large pool all
'round her and reaching half down the hall.</p>
<p>After a time, she heard a little pattering of feet in the distance and
she hastily dried her eyes to see what was coming. It was the White
Rabbit returning, splendidly dressed, with a pair of white kid-gloves in
one hand and a large fan in the other. He<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_10" id="Page_10">[Pg 10]</SPAN></span> came trotting along in a
great hurry, muttering to himself, "Oh! the Duchess, the Duchess! Oh!
<i>won't</i> she be savage if I've kept her waiting!"</p>
<p class="figright"><SPAN href="images/i005.jpg"><ANTIMG src="images/i005_th.jpg" alt="Illo5" /></SPAN></p>
<p>When the Rabbit came near her, Alice began, in a low, timid voice, "If
you please, sir—" The Rabbit started violently, dropped the white
kid-gloves and the fan and skurried away into the darkness as hard as he
could go.</p>
<p>Alice took up the fan and gloves and she kept fanning herself all the
time she went on talking. "Dear, dear! How queer everything is to-day!
And yesterday things went on just as usual. <i>Was</i> I the same when I got
up this morning? But if I'm not the same, the next question is, 'Who in
the world am I?' Ah, <i>that's</i> the great puzzle!"</p>
<p>As she said this, she looked down at her hands and was surprised to see
that she had put on one of the Rabbit's little white kid-gloves while
she was talking. "How <i>can</i> I have done that?" she thought. "I must be
growing small again." She got up and went to the table to measure
herself by it and found that she was now about two feet high and was
going on<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_11" id="Page_11">[Pg 11]</SPAN></span> shrinking rapidly. She soon found out that the cause of this
was the fan she was holding and she dropped it hastily, just in time to
save herself from shrinking away altogether.</p>
<p>"That <i>was</i> a narrow escape!" said Alice, a good deal frightened at the
sudden change, but very glad to find herself still in existence. "And
now for the garden!" And she ran with all speed back to the little door;
but, alas! the little door was shut again and the little golden key was
lying on the glass table as before. "Things are worse than ever,"
thought the poor child, "for I never was so small as this before,
never!"</p>
<p>As she said these words, her foot slipped, and in another moment,
splash! she was up to her chin in salt-water. Her first idea was that
she had somehow fallen into the sea. However, she soon made out that she
was in the pool of tears which she had wept when she was nine feet high.</p>
<p class="figleft"><SPAN href="images/i006.jpg"><ANTIMG src="images/i006_th.jpg" alt="Illo6" /></SPAN></p>
<p>Just then she heard something splashing about in the pool a little way
off, and she swam nearer to see what it was: she soon made out that it
was only a mouse that had slipped in like herself.<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_12" id="Page_12">[Pg 12]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>"Would it be of any use, now," thought Alice, "to speak to this mouse?
Everything is so out-of-the-way down here that I should think very
likely it can talk; at any rate, there's no harm in trying." So she
began, "O Mouse, do you know the way out of this pool? I am very tired
of swimming about here, O Mouse!" The Mouse looked at her rather
inquisitively and seemed to her to wink with one of its little eyes, but
it said nothing.</p>
<p>"Perhaps it doesn't understand English," thought Alice. "I dare say it's
a French mouse, come over with William the Conqueror." So she began
again: "Où est ma chatte?" which was the first sentence in her French
lesson-book. The Mouse gave a sudden leap out of the water and seemed to
quiver all over with fright. "Oh, I beg your pardon!" cried Alice
hastily, afraid that she had hurt the poor animal's feelings. "I quite
forgot you didn't like cats."</p>
<p>"Not like cats!" cried the Mouse in a shrill, passionate voice. "Would
<i>you</i> like cats, if you were me?"</p>
<p>"Well, perhaps not," said Alice in a soothing tone; "don't be angry
about it. And yet I wish I could show you our cat Dinah. I think you'd
take a fancy to cats, if you could only see her. She is such a dear,
quiet thing." The Mouse was bristling all over and she felt certain it
must be really offended. "We won't talk about her any more, if you'd
rather not."</p>
<p>"We, indeed!" cried the Mouse, who was trembling down to the end of its
tail. "As if <i>I</i> would talk on such a subject! Our family always <i>hated</i>
cats<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_13" id="Page_13">[Pg 13]</SPAN></span>—nasty, low, vulgar things! Don't let me hear the name again!"</p>
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<p class="caption">Alice at the Mad Tea Party.</p>
<p>"I won't indeed!" said Alice, in a great hurry to change the subject of
conversation. "Are you—are you fond—of—of dogs? There is such a nice
little dog near our house, I should like to show you! It kills all the
rats and—oh, dear!" cried Alice in a sorrowful tone. "I'm afraid I've
offended it again!" For the Mouse was swimming away from her as hard as
it could go, and making quite a commotion in the pool as it went.</p>
<p>So she called softly after it, "Mouse dear! Do come back again, and we
won't talk about cats, or dogs either, if you don't like them!" When the
Mouse heard this, it turned 'round and swam slowly back to her; its face
was quite pale, and it said, in a low, trembling voice, "Let us get to
the shore and then I'll tell you my history and you'll understand why it
is I hate cats and dogs."</p>
<p>It was high time to go, for the pool was getting quite crowded with the
birds and animals that had fallen into it; there were a Duck and a Dodo,
a Lory and an Eaglet, and several other curious creatures. Alice led the
way and the whole party swam to the shore.</p>
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<p><span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_14" id="Page_14">[Pg 14]</SPAN></span></p>
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